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12.06.2025 01:50
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today
Still no good.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Why do women have sex with dogs?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post